Classic DF – 5/17/01

Two years ago I embarked on a journey. I decided that I wanted a media presence. I was frustrated by the lack of technical and artistic information on the web. No one was talking about MP3s or Napster yet. There was little help with computers. You were on your own. After a long walked that ended in Daemon Immortalis’s apartment I founded DigitalFl00d Studios. I declared (with him as my witness) that I would decimate our art to the world and provide a place where our viewpoints could be displayed. The next day I bought digitalflood.com and with the help of Rock we set up an account on Jeph.net.

I have had a web page before. Infact, I’ve been on the web for five years. My previous iterations were simply lots of links and poor HTML. I was learning. What do you expect? With digitalflood.com my main intention was a simple yet effective layout with interactive features. V1.0 was very ruff and probably deserved beta status. V2.0 incorporated layer and DHTML, which works horribly under Netscape. V2.1 switched back to tables and standard HTML4. V3.0 (the current version) added DHTML that was Netscape compatible, but still had some Internet Explorer goodies. V3.5 is in the works. I’m mum on that subject still though.

We started by simply ranting. Then we would fight with the locals. Then we started fighting with other web pages. More ranting. Finally I started covering the News since things slowed down on the art front. Since then we have two main outputs: News and Computer/Internet Troubleshooting. Who would have thunk it? 🙂

The day of rant and E/N may have passed. Today I try to focus on art and world issues. Our recent CVS vs. Warwick page is an example of local activism in action. When we aren’t causing trouble we are making art. Music and art are still regularly produced works. We have a large network of supporters and friends who help us out (You guys rule).

We have over 80,000 hits since our inception. We average 400 hits a day. It is the you the viewer who really deserves the most credit. You keep me working and producing. Without viewers I would have no reason to create. I thank you for your time and your persistance. In reality this is not just digitalflood.com’s birthday– It is the day we celebrate art and technology as one.

As a special treat digitalflood.com would like to present to you our animated short All Your MP3 Belong to US! Based on the short video intro for the Nintendo video game Zero Wing the animated short brings you to a place where the evil RIAA rules. Lars of Metallica fame finds himself thrust into the role of an evil overload for the RIAA. His rule is being threatened by a small band of infidel haX0rs called Digitalflood. Their MP3 might has grown too strong. Lars grows weary of their lies and attacks our heroes at Digitalflood. Can they survive? Find out now.

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Classic DF – 2001 Digis Awards

The 2001 Digis Awards™ – digitalflood.com’s Best of The Internet Awards
The Digis Award™ (pronounced Did-geeze) is the hardware/software compliment to our Fluddies Award™. While the Fluddies™ go to web site or products for the Net, the Digis™ focus on the hardware/software that we feel deserves recognition for its contributions to technology. As always you may not agree, but that’s life and it’s tough like that. So there 😛
Hardware Category :
Best Complete Home PC Manufacturer: Dell/Alienware — For the second year in a row Dell snags this award. However, this year we felt that Alienware deserved a nod too. Both have committed their companies to producing the top PCs on the market. Both have excellent reliability, construction, and technical support. More important is the overall quality of the components. Top parts are easy to order. I would still suggest strongly that Dell discontinues using the Aztech MDx series of modems as they are pieces of junk. Other then that little SNAFU I would easily recommend either to a friend/relative.

Worst Complete Home PC Manufacturer: Tiger Direct Systems — Can you say “garbage”? I knew you could. It’s funny that garbage and Tiger aren’t closer in the dictionary. They sure mean the same thing. Every Tiger Direct System comes with 16-bit wave table sound. That’s sort of like a pretend sound card. Worse yet, you get a whopping 4MB of video RAM. Nice. If you figure out which modem you have in the PC you’re luckier than most people. You’d have better luck buying a box and painting the word computer on it.

Best Commercial/Workstation Complete PC/Server Manufacturer: Dell — Yes, two years running my nonlinear DV editing system/AV nonlinear system of choice is a Dell. Why? High end video card meets high end sound card meets lots of good stuff. Every component for every price range is suited for its role. From simple office applications to high end work stations you can’t beat the price or the components.

Worst Commercial/Work Complete PC/Server Manufacturer: Compaq — Two years running Compaq has snagged this award. Why? Simply put, I have never seen a company pride itself on unreliable components. Yes, their bottom end machines come with PC Tel HSP modems. Yes, they are the worst modems on the market. Yes, the video RAM is completely shared and lacks the power for any 3D application out there. It’s kind of sad. Compaq recently put together a real good PC (Presario 5900Z), but for most consumers it’s too late. They have already found aforementioned greener pastures to buy in.

Best Processor Manufacturer: AMD (Thunderbird Athlon) — I know the Intel Pentium 4 is the fastest processor on the market, but can you get one? Maybe. Besides with twenty-some-odd step caching you really don’t see any true application performance beyond what you would expect. So that is why I chose the AMD Thunderbird as the better CPU. It offers real world performance, as well as, gaming performance that can’t be beat. What can I say? I’m biased.

Best Sound Card Manufacturer/Chipset: Creative Labs (Live 5.1! Platinum) — Creative Labs (mostly through buy outs) has conquered the sound card market. With the advent of their Live! 5.1 sound cards this year Creative has put itself in an excellent position to conquer not just gaming, but also DVD playback. This certainly would only further their excellent chip set and sound creation capabilities as they continue to expand their markets. One question: Where’s my professional musician workstation sound card? You guys need to go there!

Best Graphics Card Manufacturer/Chipset: ATI (Radeon) — If you told me a year ago I would name ATI as the best video card maker I would have laughed at you. A year ago they sucked bad. Their cards were archiac pieces of silicon. However, with the Radeon we finally saw a real video card that could not only touch, but possibly burn the mighty nVidia GeForce 2 Ultra chip set. The Radeon rules when it comes to large polygon fills. It has a wonderful graphics rendering engine and offers the very fast DDR SDRAM for memory (64MB of it!). Smoking.

Best Modem/Communication Manufacturer: US Robotics (Performance Pro Internal PCI) — We are about a half year into US Robotics being a self owned entity again. So far, so good. They have recently started production of a V.92 standard modem. We’ll see how that goes. For now though, the US Robotics Performance Pro owns the roost. It is hardware controlled and therefore very fast. Unless your line levels are horrid (read: sounds like underwater) you should be able to get a connection to your ISP.

Best Hard Drive Manufacturer/Series: IBM (Deskstar 75GXP) — With 75GB of storage space and one of the fatest access times around you can’t go wrong with a Deskstar. The spindle runs at 7,500RPM and works wonders in RAID 0 (striped=speed) configurations. You simply can’t get a faster large drive, but it will cost you a good penny. Performance like this isn’t cheap.

Coolest Innovation: TDK BURN-Proof — The VeloCD would be a cool CD-RW burner on its own. Couple the technology called BURN-Proof (it elminates something called buffer underrun errors that occur when you multi-task) and now you have a super kick ass CD-RW. BURN-Proof has had few competitors (Sanyo makes something similar), but TDK gets props for being the first. Thanks to BURN-Proof you can burn MP3s while playing Quake III. Thank you TDK!

Stupidest Innovation: The AMR Standard — I can picture it now: A bunch employees of a computer technology development company are standing around and one of the software programmers says, “Gee, I wonder if we can make software modems perform worse and cost less?”. The engineer to his left says, “Yeah! We could not only emulate all the modem functions in software to drag down system resources, but we could also halve the pin bandwidth and use an on board sound card to interpret the data!” The marketing guy says, “Sounds ineffective, cheap, and prone to errors. I’ll get right on the ad copy!”. Yes, AMR (stands for Audio Modem Riser) is a daughter board that hooks up to your motherboard in a small PCI-like slot. The slot has a DSP (digital signal processor) which interprets the modem’s data. It actually is a glorified sound card and it isn’t really that great of a sound card (think 16-bit sound “yuck”). Recently the AMR Standards Commission unveiled its next generation standard ACR (Audio Communications Riser) and it’s just repackaged crap. You’re be better off screaming out your window to your ISP.

Software Category :
Best Operating System/Shell: Microsoft Windows 2000 (Service Pack 1) — I know what you’re thinking. Service Pack 1 isn’t an OS! Well, I wouldn’t argue with you. However, considering that the only major OS leap was a new Linux Kernel (and it does rock indeed) there is only one other OS that came out this year that is on mainstream PCs right now: Windows Me! It sucks. Oh, boy does it suck. So, as far as I’m concerned Windows 2000 Service Pack 1 is definitely the most stable mainstream OS out this past year. In fact, it even boots faster. The crashes are far and between (for Windows anyhow). As long as you stay away from those other nasty Microsoft products with all those evil security holes you’ll be pretty secure. Not bad for a Microsoft product.

Best Office Software Package: Microsoft Office 2000 — I hate to have to admit it, but Microsoft Office 2000 with all the Service Packs is great. I’ve seen business of all sizes use the various programs to stay in constant contact with to-do lists, task management, internal e-mail, and document sharing that significantly improves productivity. I held off at first last year and chose Sun Star Office 5.1 over the initial Office 2000 release due to bug concerns, but with the latest Service Packs the programs seem stable. Coupled with the fact that Star Office has yet to offer comparable features to Office 2000 or a better integrated Windows desktop pushed the nomination away from Sun this year. Let’s hope Sun figures all this out before it’s too late.

Best Graphics & Art Creation/Manipulation Software: Adobe Photoshop 6 — Adobe Photoshop 6 is simply the best version of Photoshop ever. Every feature that you know and love from previous iterations is present. All the excellent plug-in utilities still work wonders on your art pieces. Whether you are an amateur photographer or a professional designer, Photoshop has something to make your pieces ready for the web, printing, color separations, or even to animate short graphics (via Adobe Image Ready). Maximum PC dubbed Photoshop “The Fireworks killer”. I wouldn’t argue with that. It truly is the best at what it does.

Best Web Creation Software: Macromedia Dreamweaver 4 — I started using Dreamweaver two years ago. I fell in love with the simple interface, the vast expandability, and the robust HTML support. Dreamweaver 4 has managed to improve upon perfection somehow. Everything a serious web developer needs is available upfront. Sure, raw HTML coding may be “smoother”, but if you need to revamp an entire web site and only have under an hour to do so you quickly would see why WYSIWYG and site wide management is needed. Plus you don’t get all the extra garbage code you find in other WYSIWYG editors. I can’t rave enough about Dreamweaver so I’ll shut up while I’m ahead.

Best Sound Editing/Tracking Software: Sonic Foundry Sound Forge 5 — When you take an already powerful sound editor and incorporate both audio, as well as, video multi-tracking into a product. Then you put into that great product features for future codecs. You have probably have the most powerful sound editor out right now. That is exactly what Sound Forge 5 brings to the table. If you need to manipulate sound or record professionally look no further. I’m literally blown away by all the features available. Putting it into a musician’s perspective: It’s the equivalent of finding that perfect guitar that you can’t help, but play all day.

Best Internet Software: Microsoft Internet Explorer 5.5 SP1 — With the advent of Service Pack 1 for Microsoft Internet Explorer 5.5 the browser finally gets stable and out renders Netscape 6, as well as, its predecessor Netscape Communicator 4.76. The browser wars are over and Internet Explorer has clearly won. Not that everyone is happy about that.

Best Software Innovation: Linux Kernel 2.4.2 — Linux is not only free, but it works (a novel idea). It networks easily. It is secure. It is resource friendly. What else do you want? Well, what ever you want the new Linux Kernel 2.42 has it. Boosting support for upcoming technologies and keeping Linux competitive with Microsoft’s OSs was the main reason for the new kernel. However, Linus Torvalds (the inventor and ring master of Linux) stresses this was not simply a catch up effort. Linux has placed itself in the forefront with a kernel capable of handling high end applications and evolving PC platforms. With several improvements and bug fixes; the new Linux Kernel stands as a strong heart to a robust body. The update was a long time a coming, but obviously worth the wait. Microsoft watch out– Linux is back and better than ever.

Worst Software Innovation: Microsoft Windows Media Player 7 — When Microsoft sought to conquer the broadband media market they tried to go big. An application that could play MP3s and streaming video. An application that could integrate with your OS. An application that could crash randomly and lock up your system for no reason. Well, maybe the latter wasn’t the original intention, but that is exactly what happens. The Media Player manages to hog resources like no other program. It takes forever to load. Unless your PC is high end you can forget about it. Sure, the Windows Media Format is smaller than MP3, but who cares? Who wants to save 10Kb per minute? It doesn’t matter! It’s just another attempt for Microsoft to conquer the market. This time they failed miserably. Microsoft: Stick to flaky OSs and leave flaky media players to the pros.

Worst Software: Microsoft Windows Me! — Windows 98 Second Edition worked. That obviously was a bad thing since with Windows Me! (Me! being short for Millennium) they managed to break everything again. Sure, dial-up networking is now in the control panel. So is the “secret” task bar options. Big freaking deal! The rest of the OS doesn’t work! Everything you install crashes. No drivers from Windows 98 work in Windows Me! And don’t even get me started on the networking issues. Everything you knew and loved about Windows has been changed for no reason what so ever. I’d ask why one more time, but I’m probably wasting my breath. For a simple “upgrade” from Windows 98 it sure changes everything. In the end, that is definitely a bad thing.

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Classic DF – 4/7/01

Apr. 7, 2001: [•] A bomb has killed a boy and injured several people in Thailand. [•] Pacific Gas & Electric has declared bankruptcy. [•] The Hunley Confederate submarine crew apparently went down with the ship quite fast. [•] Russia wants its independent TV. [•] Filipino rebels have released their last hostage. [•] Growing food isn’t the problem in Angola; it’s getting to it without being shot. [•] Two students are being held in connection to a dorm fire in Kenya. [•] Security concerns have closed the US embassies in Paraguay, Uruguay, and Ecuador. [•] Indonesian separatists have bombed an Exxon Mobil natural gas field. [•] Vietnam’s school are under attack by chemical weapons, but no one why knows why. [•] 33 police officers were killed by Maoist rebels in Nepal. [•] This evening the Jewish holiday of Passover begins. For most Jews it is a joyous holiday, but not so in worn torn Israel. [•] Iraq claims that US and UK jets once again bombed them. [•] Meanwhile, Amnesty International has charged Iraq with massive human rights violations. [•] Algerian national Ahmed Ressam has been found guilty of plotting to bomb New Year’s Eve celebrations. [•] President Bush’s tax cut proposal has passed Senate (sort of). [•] About 100 college students have caught a respiratory infection from going to Spring Break in Mexico. [•] Roosevelt Junior and Senior High School has been closed as teachers and administrators try to figure out how to regain control over students. [•] A child escapes a kidnapper in New York City. [•] A man attacks the Liberty Bell with a ball peen hammer. [•] Four Spidey costumes were stolen from the set of Spider-man: The Movie. [•] The FCC has almost explained exactly what indecent or patently offensive programming is. “Almost” being the operative word. [•] Get your own brothel! [•] A shop lifter dies fighting security guards. Is it really worth a couple of chocolate bunnies and a box of Cheez-Its to die? I think not. [•] Beware of tumbleweeds. [•] Linux users beware: The Adore Virus is out and looking for holes in your system. [•] EMI has teamed up with HitHive to deliver downloadable music to wireless devices and PCs. [•] Microsoft is developing an add-on for Outlook that will sort your mail by preference and priority. Great. Just great. “Sigh” [•] SunBlade 1000 workstations have a data corruption issue. Downloading a patch will fix the issue. [•] Microsoft is licensing their text-to-speech software to third parties. [•] The last of ten Norway wolves has eluded hunters. [•] Baldur’s Gate: Dark Alliance brings half assed Dungeons & Dragons: Third Edition rules to the Playstation 2. [•] Once again, NASA is going to send another probe to Mars to poke around for two days and then break down when they realize they forgot to include that one vital component. [•] Houston, Texas is low on blood causing both doctors and vampires to worry. [•] Some anorexia may be genetic. [•] Smoking raises the risk of bladder cancer in women. [•] Two teenage girls are suing MTV after they were shit on (literally) during a pilot taping. Nice. [•] Now, I’m Mr. Pro-Life. However, the whole posting doctors’ home addresses on the Net thing just doesn’t sit right with me. Legally it is allowed. So why can’t you do the same thing with the Feds? It’s not right either way. [•] Linus Torvalds says Mac OS X sucks. [•] Nothing is safe. [•] Back Orifice gets a Middletown teen in trouble. [•] Roy Lee Elliott is sentenced to 15 years in prison for tying up his wife and beating her. [•] A child molester is caught, the usual traffic stop turns into drug bust story, Middletown Schools has its budget approved, a man falls asleep while his house is on fire, a woman hits a senior citizen, police save a girl’s life, and a cocaine bust. [•] Creed sends kids to space camp. [•] It turns out Weezer wasn’t on the Warped Tour at all. [•] MaximumPC walks you through how to build the ultimate PC entertainment system. [•] The PT Cruiser gets topless. [•] Other distributed file sharing systems are following Napster’s lead and blocking copyrighted material. [•] My wife so rules. [•] That is this week’s flurry of postings. Once again we’ll return next week with more furry fun! See you on Monday.

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Classic DF – 4/6/01

Apr. 6, 2001: [•] US Military personal have been granted access to the spy plane crew members. Ummm… why can’t they go home yet? What’s the deal bitch?! [•] Just another day in war torn Israel. [•] The UN has handed Miloslevic a warrant. [•] Croats have attacked UN peacekeepers. [•] A riot broke out on a South African court house’s steps when a team of Caucasian rugby players were found innocent of killing a black man. [•] Ecuadorians return home. [•] A convicted rapist, Joji Obara, has been charged with killing a US woman in Japan. [•] A self-admitted murderer, Guy Georges, has been sentenced to life in prison. [•] A mine explosion killed seven people in Iraq. [•] The return of Linda Tripp. [•] Hey, Anthony Spero has been convicted over here. [•] President Bush doesn’t use e-mail. Smart man. [•] The USDA will continue to have schools test for salmonella. [•] Electrical failures have taken out AIM again. [•] China isn’t protecting its pandas. [•] Last year 155 government computers were hacked. [•] A composite material made of copper and fiberglass has been created and it has a negative index of refraction. This is against the laws of physics. [•] Hollywood and hackers. [•] Eleven new planets have been discovered. [•] Fear the TOS! [•] Fear the Swordfish! [•] Anthony Schroedel has pleaded guilty to killing Barbara Vogt and now faces a life sentence. [•] A whole lot of warrants going on. [•] A mother and son are cleared of charges that they raped an 11-year old girl. Turns out she was just a slut or something. [•] A 9-year old is hit by the people who are supposed to save your life. [•] A couple has been charged with using their son’s social security number to lease a car. [•] A purse snatcher is caught. [•] A teen is caught selling fireworks in Cornwall High, a police impostor is soliciting for “donations”, a fire in Kingston destroys a home, a convicted felon is caught getting frisky with a minor, Freddy Squires is found guilty of violating an order of protection, a 12-year old boy steals a girl’s shoes, and two more suspects from the multi-million dollar fraud scheme surrender. [•] Stone Temple Pilots is done recording their next album. [•] Godsmack and the Deftones will tour this summer. [•] Megadeth has filmed the video for Moto Psycho. [•] Area: One has added Outkast and New Order to their line up. [•] Chevy is recalling 2002 Chevy Trailblazers, GMC Envoys, and Oldsmobile Bravadas due to steering failures. [•] Oh those Europeans and their crazy supercars! [•] A 489MPH Porsche. Of course that’s by scale since it’s an R/C car, but any how. [•] Mac offered a firmware upgrade to G3/G4 users and as a result many of their SIMMs are no longer recognized as valid due to a software glitch. [•] My wife and I hung out with Immy and Sylance yesterday. We went to mall and in generally had a really fun time. Shopping rules. [•] Bored? Forget Napster! Who needs MP3s anyhow? We have cassette tapes! Yeah, you heard me right. Everyone knows analog rules. So there 😛 [•] On a sad note: E-front USA has declared bankruptcy and taken SomethingAwful.com with it. Lowtax is looking for a new server, but it looks like we won’t have a Cliffy Y. fix for awhile. My week has been ruined!

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Classic DF – 4/5/01

Apr. 5, 2001: [•] Through the magic of satellite vision I give you the missing spy plane. BTW: If we can spot a friggin’ plane on an airport field why do we need to use spy planes any how? [•] A British truck driver has been found guilty of manslaughter after he left 58 illegal aliens locked in his trailer with no vents open to let air in. [•] Hawaii’s public school teachers are striking. [•] Two hostages are freed in Somalia. [•] Lebanese Shiites celebrate the day of a honored Saint by slashing themselves. [•] I’m not dead yet! SHEESH. [•] Ford has been found not guilty for Explorer rollover accidents. [•] Marine pilots of Ospreys say the aircraft has both a software and hardware glitch. [•] A boy saves his own life by using a tourniquet to stop bleeding. [•] Congress isn’t happy about the US Postal proposal to close their offices on Saturday. [•] Yet another example of how our legal system needs an overhaul: A man who got drunk and passed out in the snow causing him to get frost bite on a business trip is eligible workmen’s compensation. He should get a swift kick in the ass and go to AA meetings instead. [•] A cyber-sqautter owes the original owner of sex.com $65 million. [•] Gay pride is fine, but straight pride… oh that is racist. Why? I have no idea. Because our society is backward probably. [•] A 14-year old girl who shot a classmate has been sentenced to a psychiatric hospital. [•] The fifth recount in Florida has confirmed Bush still won. No one stole this election people. He won. Face it and get over it! [•] A sailor found guilty of killing a hooker is sentenced to life in prison. [•] A husband who put his ex-wife’s name and number on the Internet in sex for hire ads has been arrested. [•] Why shouldn’t Microsoft jump on the music subscription boat? Here’s MSN Music. [•] AIM went down on Tuesday. [•] You know that open server you just hacked thinking all the while that you were getting away with the crime of the century? It may have been a trap. [•] Artists push for more digital rights through open distribution, Congress gets lost, and the RIAA does nothing except bitch about everyone as usual. [•] MIT will open source their courses. [•] Heavy hits take down MLB.com. [•] Intel sets up the world’s biggest peer-to-peer network. [•] Sony touts its new portable CD-RW. [•] A new pen style mouse promises to do less damage to your hand. [•] Colorado and Illinois share honors for the smartest math and science students. [•] Global warming is killing toads. [•] Ladies and gentleman, we may have found the cure for cancer. [•] Microsoft says that the Terms of Service for some of its products and services is outdated so don’t pay attention to them. Sure, right Mr. Wizard of Oz. [•] MTV has started selling downloadable music. [•] Welcome to the age of public school paranoia. Population: you. [•] The mother and son on trial for raping a teenage girl have had some charges dropped due to redundancy. [•] Nerds rule. We have cool webpages. We are l337. We are… ummm… yeah. [•] A house catches fire in Chester, kids shoot cars with paintballs on Thruway, a hunter accidentally shoots his finger off, fighting over rent, a man strikes a police car, a gang shooting in Newburgh, Mid-Valley Oil is fined $400,000 for storage tank violations, and no junk yards here. [•] System of a Down try and figure out what they want on their next album. [•] Fatboy Slim talks tour. [•] MSN reprograms their customers’ dialers and they end up dialing long distance. [•] A teen hacks ADDR.com resulting in 46,000 customers’ data being compromised.[•] Yahoo! joins Vivendi Universal and Sony to start a music service. [•] Tool will stream its first single Schism off its web site starting May 1st. [•] Volkswagen gets a soundtrack. [•] The PIII gets cooler, smaller, and faster. [•] Do-it yourself DSL? Oh great. [•] A look at the new Sebring Convertible. [•] Is Handspring switching to another OS. [•] Azazel is tired. The joys of motherhood. [•] Bored already? It isn’t even Friday yet! [•] Mermaid vs. the Psycho Bitch. [•] It’s a nice day out in lovely downtown Warwick, NY so why not take a walk? It’ll do you good. 🙂

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