Apr. 6, 2001: [•] US Military personal have been granted access to the spy plane crew members. Ummm… why can’t they go home yet? What’s the deal bitch?! [•] Just another day in war torn Israel. [•] The UN has handed Miloslevic a warrant. [•] Croats have attacked UN peacekeepers. [•] A riot broke out on a South African court house’s steps when a team of Caucasian rugby players were found innocent of killing a black man. [•] Ecuadorians return home. [•] A convicted rapist, Joji Obara, has been charged with killing a US woman in Japan. [•] A self-admitted murderer, Guy Georges, has been sentenced to life in prison. [•] A mine explosion killed seven people in Iraq. [•] The return of Linda Tripp. [•] Hey, Anthony Spero has been convicted over here. [•] President Bush doesn’t use e-mail. Smart man. [•] The USDA will continue to have schools test for salmonella. [•] Electrical failures have taken out AIM again. [•] China isn’t protecting its pandas. [•] Last year 155 government computers were hacked. [•] A composite material made of copper and fiberglass has been created and it has a negative index of refraction. This is against the laws of physics. [•] Hollywood and hackers. [•] Eleven new planets have been discovered. [•] Fear the TOS! [•] Fear the Swordfish! [•] Anthony Schroedel has pleaded guilty to killing Barbara Vogt and now faces a life sentence. [•] A whole lot of warrants going on. [•] A mother and son are cleared of charges that they raped an 11-year old girl. Turns out she was just a slut or something. [•] A 9-year old is hit by the people who are supposed to save your life. [•] A couple has been charged with using their son’s social security number to lease a car. [•] A purse snatcher is caught. [•] A teen is caught selling fireworks in Cornwall High, a police impostor is soliciting for “donations”, a fire in Kingston destroys a home, a convicted felon is caught getting frisky with a minor, Freddy Squires is found guilty of violating an order of protection, a 12-year old boy steals a girl’s shoes, and two more suspects from the multi-million dollar fraud scheme surrender. [•] Stone Temple Pilots is done recording their next album. [•] Godsmack and the Deftones will tour this summer. [•] Megadeth has filmed the video for Moto Psycho. [•] Area: One has added Outkast and New Order to their line up. [•] Chevy is recalling 2002 Chevy Trailblazers, GMC Envoys, and Oldsmobile Bravadas due to steering failures. [•] Oh those Europeans and their crazy supercars! [•] A 489MPH Porsche. Of course that’s by scale since it’s an R/C car, but any how. [•] Mac offered a firmware upgrade to G3/G4 users and as a result many of their SIMMs are no longer recognized as valid due to a software glitch. [•] My wife and I hung out with Immy and Sylance yesterday. We went to mall and in generally had a really fun time. Shopping rules. [•] Bored? Forget Napster! Who needs MP3s anyhow? We have cassette tapes! Yeah, you heard me right. Everyone knows analog rules. So there 😛 [•] On a sad note: E-front USA has declared bankruptcy and taken SomethingAwful.com with it. Lowtax is looking for a new server, but it looks like we won’t have a Cliffy Y. fix for awhile. My week has been ruined!