Shameless Promotion – Armed Suspects (11/21/09 Show)

Ah yes, promotion. The act of promoting a bunch of things in a very promotional promoted manner. We like doing this. It makes us feel good. Like petting a kitten. Or singing to the birds. Or other Disney princess movie type of stuff. So, in df.com’s grand tradition of promoting random shows featuring our friends in a shameless manner I give you:

Armed Suspects playing with headliner Cold War Survivor
and fellow opening act Ruin!

Armed Supects - 11/21/09 Show

Show Details:

Start Time:

Saturday, November 21, 2009 at 9:00pm

End Time:

Sunday, November 22, 2009 at 12:00am

Location:

The Basement

Street:

744 Broadway

City/Town:

Kingston, NY

More Info:

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MySpace

Google Maps

This should be enough metal, punk rock, and good old fashioned beer drinking fun to keep you busy for the night. Be sure to tell Scotty Violence that DJ digitalflood sent you. If he then proceeds to punch you in the face and throw you out it’s not my fault. Look on the bright side– you’ll have a great story to tell your friends or co-workers the next day and me to thank. We all win in the end!  😀

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