Apr. 9, 2001: [•] Crouching Tiger, hidden birdie. [•] Though Peru’s presidential election is over and Alejandro Toledo is most likely the winner, official results have yet to be announced. [•] One little mineral and high tech greed fuel the war in Congo. [•] Mexican drug lords are planning something and that something can’t be good. [•] Filipino rebels have agreed to talk with government officials.[•] Two are dead and 100 injured due to continued rioting in Bangladesh. [•] Let’s keep kids out of war! [•] The Midwest is being flooded. [•] Columbine police knew about a year before the massacre that Harris and Klebold may be dangerous. [•] Burritos recalled. [•] The RSA Conference brings cryptography to the mainstream. [•] Pro-Palestinian hackers break into two East Indian web sites. [•] More and more organizations are hiring consultants to handle computer abuse and security issues. [•] 22 new mummies are found in Egypt. [•] A volcano harmlessly erupts underwater off the coast of Oregon. [•] The Feds vs. Free Speech. [•] History lost. [•] When my father suffocated he wasn’t breathing for over 10 minutes. By the time they got him to the hospital he was resuscitated, but was clearly brain dead. My mother knew it was only humane to pull him off life support and he passed away peacefully. Most people don’t realize it, but when a patient is brain dead that is it. You truly are dead. [•] NBCi closes down. [•] Thank God warm weather is here since most people can’t afford to heat their homes anymore! [•] Oh joy, another season of miscreant children skating up and down my street even though they have a overpriced skating rink right down the road. [•] A police officer becomes chew toy. [•] Find the fugitive, an 8-year old boy dies in a car crash, fire on Broadway, and fire in the woods. [•] ESPN gets musical. [•] Sevendust prepares its third album. [•] Daimler-Chrysler pledges better fuel economy. [•] A quick rundown of what to expect from The New York International Automobile Show. [•] My wife, daughter, and I spent yesterday together being a family. It ruled. [•] The only thing I can say is: This is simply the funniest thing I’ve ever read! [•] But does it stay crunchy in milk? [•] We shall return on Wednesday, as tomorrow I’m off. See you then.