Pivotal Moments In Dirty Old Man-ness: 1776

Pivotal Moments In Creepy Old Man-Ness: The Declaration of Independence

Pivotal Moments In Creepy Old Man-Ness: July 4th,1776. The Declaration of Independence is signed.

Digitalflood.com is proud to present our latest line of artwork centered around some of the most important points in history that defined the creepy old male species. We’d like to welcome you to the first of the series celebrating “Pivotal Moments In Dirty Old Man-ness”.

It was July 4, 1776 and America was about to be born. The Continental Congress gathered to draft a Declaration of Independence and to declare official war against the United Kingdom. Then it happened– a pivotal moment embodying the Colonial soul of the essential geriatric womanizer. Ben Franklin stood up and demanded that the Congress include a very important right; the right to dirty prostitutes during a day forever to go down as one of true thankfulness. They kicked poor Ben out, but it was too late– dirty old men of Colonial America had spoken. There was no going back!

Rejoice with us and celebrate this “Pivotal Moment In Dirty Old Man-ness!” Join us next time when once again we’ll capture another moment in history where weathered old men showed their unacceptably perverse side and the world is better off for it.

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Black Friday Means Buy My Stuff!

Welcome To SD Organic Men's Tee

Welcome To SD Organic Men's T-Shirt - Now For Sale!

Black Friday in the US is the day after Thanksgiving where Americans cram the malls and Internet in search of holiday presents. Digitalflood.com is not one to miss out on the wondrous joys that are capitalism and with that– IT’S TIME TO BUY MY STUFF!

Head on over to the just stocked digitalflood Merchandise Shop and behold the some forty plus clothing items we now have in stock. Order now and insure you’ll get your order by Christmas Eve. Your loved ones will just swoon when they see all our great items including our new “Welcome to Cat Country” and “Welcome to South Dakota” line of clothing. Show all your friends how scene you truly are and get them the gift of independent web cast merchandising. Your scene points are sure to go through the roof! We also have a line of limited edition “Groucho Claus” clothing to rock on Christmas morning. Be the envy of all the scene kids at church or temple or mosque or whatever! We even have a line of outerwear jackets and sweaters (including hoodies and zip ups).

If there’s a custom item you want made just drop us a line via the Contact Form or comment this post. Be sure to include a valid email address we can contact you at along with your requested item description (i.e. black hoodie with Groucho D7F logo). We’ll gladly whip one up so you can order it. HAVE AT IT!

Remember, tomorrow digitalflood Pirate Radio returns with “Volume 5 Episode 2”. Looks for that to drop sometime after midnight.

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Pork Isn’t Kosher

Cats - The Other White Meat

Cats - The Other White Meat

The counsel representing the US National Pork Board has served our Merchandise Shop producer CafePress with a cease and desist order for all our merchandise featuring the reference to “the other white meat”. As such, it looks like we will no longer be able to offer our “Cats: The Other White Meat” logo on printed clothing (told you to smoke them while you got them, but did you listen– no). This is disappointing considering my personal feeling is the logo is well within the domain of satire and fair usage, but it is what is.

Either, way it comes just in time as we’re about to refresh the df.com Merchandise Shop for the holidays over the course of the next 48 hours. Look for that soon enough featuring new df.com art and branded items.

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone once again and I hope you get to enjoy your time with your friends and family.

Remember, just a little over 24 hours until Pirate Radio starts again!

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Running On Schedule

Railway station Cacica in Romania

Railway station Cacica in Romania

Last night Reverend Baker and I recorded “Vol. 5 Episode 2” of digitalflood Pirate Radio. I’ll now be taking those audio sessions into post-production and mixing the final show over the course of the next 72 hours. We’re 100% right on schedule for the 11/28/09 release of this episode of Pirate Radio. I’m pretty stoked. Things went exceptionally well despite me dislocating my left shoulder just before recording was to begin. That’s a long story and one I’ll get to later in the week during my normal shoulder update, but it looks like my other shoulder (the one that wasn’t operated on) is wearing away quickly under the added burden of being my primary arm. It’s back in the socket albeit sore. I’m hoping (and it seems to hold true thus far) that my right arm will continue to improve and be able to slowly, but surely alleviate the burden being placed on my non-dominate hand and arm. Back to Pirate Radio though, like I said things went swimmingly and I cannot wait until you hear how this one sounds. It’s absolutely hilarious and I’m sure if you’ve enjoyed our past work you’ll love this one as well.

I have to admit it was strange not having M’Weezy around during the session (as you’ll hear, she’s rather busy in college right now); but all things said if I had to start the season one man down there’s no one who could better handle that added pressure than Reverend Baker. Again, it’s absolutely hilarious and the music selection is going to completely blow you mind.

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Locked & Loaded

Green light means go!

Green light means go!

The multimedia audio production applications are all updated and confirmed functional. The workstation is prepped. We are a go for recording to begin this evening on the first new digitalflood Pirate Radio in the last ten months. Reverend Baker will be here at my house in less than seven hours. It all happens from there. I plan on following up on Vol. 5 Episode 2 with at least two mix sessions, which judging from the very frequent plays we get on them are extremely popular with you the viewer. Since October 5, 2009 (the launch of df.com version 11) the following Pirate Radio shows form our top five by listens/downloads:

  1. “The Milwaukee’s Best Session (Vol. 4 Ep. 1)”
  2. “Fight Piracy With Piracy (Vol. 1 Ep. 5)”
  3. “The Palindrome Mix (Vol. 1 Ep. 4)”
  4. The Seance Sessions (Vol. 4 Ep. 3)”
  5. “Fitty Brap @ The Disco! (Vol. 2 Ep. 7)”

Feel free to familiarize yourself with those gems if you have not already and if you have– give them a listen again. You never know what you’ll find hidden in the background of a conversation or a sample that you say “Hey, I know where that’s from”.

My plan for this year is to up the ante on both our production value and overall presentation. You’ll notice improvements on audio quality and overall content. As always, we’ll be hitting you with the hardest beats and the most off the wall humor possible. All in the name of entertainment for you the viewer/listener.

Thank you as always for taking the ride with us. We hope you enjoy it as much as we do making it.

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