July 29, 2002: [β’] My wonderful wife comments on my recent tire blow out and my sister’s loss of one of her good friends. [β’] Immy finds the root of all evil. [β’] Mermaid isn’t my sysadmin, but I would like to say happy sysadmin day anyhow. [β’] Rock is my sysadmin and he too gets a happy sysadmin day too. [β’] I will start updating the CVS & Warwick web site soon as some more info has come up.
Author Archives: Chris
Classic DF – 7/28/02
Classic DF – 5/31/02
May 31, 2002: [β’] India and Pakistan are on the verge of nuclear war. The US and UK are asking all their citizens to leave the area ASAP. [β’] Lance Bass (N’ Sync) has been medically cleared to go into space. [β’] Three people died on Oregon’s Mount Hood. [β’] The fourth installment in the Indiana Jones series is a go. [β’] I love you wife and daughter (My cats are evil so they aren’t getting any of my love today YO!). [β’] A mother whose 5-year old child was thrown out of a Catholic school for her being a stripper has decided to pose naked for Playboy. Yee-ha! [β’] Three employees of NEC Toshiba Space System Co. have been arrested and charged with spying on rival companies by hacking into their networks. [β’] Bored? Maybe it’s time then to learn a new valuable skill that will change your life forever. Discover the Art of Bullshitting. You too can amaze your friends and family as you rattle on about subjects that you have no idea about like you studied them for years at a prestigious college. Never again will you be left out of the fold when conversation turns intellectual. You will not only own the room; you’ll own the room’s momma! — flAnnelmAn
Classic DF – 5/30/02
May 30, 2002: [β’] As predicted by our elite team of psychic martial arts trained super-monkies the Village of Warwick, NY has decided to no longer work with CVS as far as allowing them to put a store up though CVS has agreed to their village’s proposal to include a supermarket in their proposed structure. The Village will now condemn the property, own it with their greedy little hands, and sell it to a grocer of their choice. All of this for “the good of the people”. Fortunately, people are starting to pick up on this and are asking who are Village politicians really protecting? Hint: The answer is themselves! [β’] I love you wife, daughter, and cats! [β’] Immy, I demand you immediately pull down any link showing Kenni naked! For those of you not in the know, the first time I saw a picture of Kenni she was fully clothed and the picture only showed her shoulders up. Nevertheless, I ran screaming up my street praying for a quick painful death that would result in the hideous image being ripped from my central nervous system completely. No amount of kerosene and matches can remove that day from my mind. Thanks Immy! π [β’] I watched the “official” end of the WTC cleanup this morning. It was pretty sobering. It made all my little personal problems seem insignificant. Life goes on though, indeed.
Classic DF – 5/29/02
May 29, 2002: [β’] As usual, I love you wife, daughter, and cats! π [β’] Immy is evil and he likes it that way. [β’] Mermaid yelled at me for making fun of Netscape 7 PR1 a couple of posts ago. I believe the quote was “Prepare for more crashes”. Well, I stand corrected as it seems that this Netscape browser will finally once again be more stable than Microsoft Internet Explorer 6. For the record IE crashes at least 2 times on me in a 10 hour work period. Got to love it! [β’] Red Raven is alive. He e-mailed me and everything π [β’] Azazel has somehow managed to get us onto a taping of MTV Becoming: Wannabes. I’m sure to get some pictures or at least a review of what it’s like to be on MTV. Yummy!