About Chris

Chris is an IT/IS management professional with over a decade of experience in IT, IS, Network Engineering, and Telecommunications integration. Chris specializes in web server deployment and information management. This includes CMS, CRM, and dynamic content deployment. Chris also manages a full service Video Head End with over 200 digital TV channels. Chris also has five years of project management, knowledge management, and engineering design experience. He specializes in both the Agile and Scrum project management methodology. He also has a background in computer forensics and information security including federal or state compliance audits (such as SOX).

DF Pirate Radio – “The NJ Invasion (Part II)”

Title: Vol. 2 Episode 9 (Click Link to Play) Rel: 02/27/06
Description: DJ A.D.D. comes on by and shares his first mix. The first person who named all the songs in the mix won a free pint of beer at the pub. We don’t exactly recall who that was, but it’s not really important. The important part is during the recording of this episode no animals were harmed. Ironically, DJ A.D.D. won a contest on DF Pirate Radio during the 2005 season where listeners were asked to count the number of times DJ Digitalflood said “indeed” and “absolutely”. A.D.D. did eventually get that pint– though it was well into 2007. Talk about a dead beat. MC Mary @ The Disco! recounts being punched in the face at an Emo show. Good times. Good times.
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DF Pirate Radio – “The NJ Invasion (Part I)”

Title: Vol. 2 Episode 8 (Click Link to Play) Rel: 02/20/06
Description: DJ Congo Jane takes over. Skow, SlipK, and Georgette @ The Disco! are also along for the ride. The crew solicits weirdos to stalk them though Skow warns you if you show up at his house at 3 am he will kindly greet you with his baseball bat. Skow is dubbed “Silly Bunny Rabbit” by Georgette @ The Disco! SlipK gets the intresting title of “Angry Beaver” as well. Everybody is happy to learn the Internet is hard. Better bring a manual and some self help tapes. You’ll need them. There will be a test. MC Mary @ The Disco becomes a street fighter and tells her ER story. DJ Digitalflood does that mixing thing.
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DF Pirate Radio – “Fitty Brap@ The Disco!”

Title: Vol. 2 Episode 7 (Click Link to Play) Rel: 02/13/06
Description: DJ Digitalflood verses MC Mary @ The Disco! in an old school mix battle. It’s indie verses hip hop. Georgette @ The Disco! does her best to keep the fur from flying. That is until she gets bored and decides to play with her Barbies instead. There’s a rousing conversation about grills, BMI, being morbidly obese, and the importance of not hitting a tree while snow boarding. In that order. Watch for Cookie Crisp being the “Scene Clip of the Week”. Random naming of songs that don’t exist at its best.
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DF Pirate Radio – “Valentine’s Day Mixtape Massacre”

Title: Vol. 2 Episode 6 (Click Link to Play) Rel: 02/07/06
Description: DJ Digitalflood gives everybody the week off and spins solo. Some of the best mixing ever, but also some of the worst monologues ever. Proof why DJ Digitalflood makes sure to have lots of people on to make him appear funny. It’s all smoke and mirrors baby! If you love Hip Hop and Rap this one is for you though there’s a bit of rock in there too to keep things interesting.
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DF Pirate Radio – “March of The Death Metal Army”

Title: Vol. 2 Episode 5 (Click Link to Play) Rel: 01/30/06
Description: DF Pirate Radio is taken over by the Death Metal Army (Skow, DJ SlipK, Aeryn, Andrew, Melissa, the Spirit of Wesley Willis and God knows who else). It’s an all out Metal attack filled with some Glam, Nordic Death Metal, and some Goth Black Metal. We also learn that eating smoked oysters at 1 am along with salsa results in colon cleansing and what rhymes with Otep. DJ Digitalflood and MC Mary @ The Disco! end up dying their hair black, moving to Sweden, summon orbs, and bringing the riffs.
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