About Chris

Chris is an IT/IS management professional with over a decade of experience in IT, IS, Network Engineering, and Telecommunications integration. Chris specializes in web server deployment and information management. This includes CMS, CRM, and dynamic content deployment. Chris also manages a full service Video Head End with over 200 digital TV channels. Chris also has five years of project management, knowledge management, and engineering design experience. He specializes in both the Agile and Scrum project management methodology. He also has a background in computer forensics and information security including federal or state compliance audits (such as SOX).

DF Pirate Radio – Cliffnotes (2006 Season)

Cliff Notes – 2006 Season

* The audio clips between songs for Pirate Radio are actually DJ Digitalflood’s voice altered via computer software.

* The original advertisements for the various Pirate Radio episodes can be found in the Graphic Art section.

* An annual event since 1999, the Digitalflood Party takes place usually the first weekend of June. The first DF Party was held in 1999 and was completely non-alcoholic. After 2004 the party moved to a local tavern called GW’s. The beverages shortly there after were no longer non-alcoholic.

* It’s important you watch the Strongbad Metal episode at Homestar Runner in order to understand Vol. 2 Episode 5. Specifically the phrases “Summon orbs!” and “OMG! Wanna join my Guild?”.

* Recording a Pirate Radio show in a 20×20′ room with six people results in the temperature easily hitting 85ºF even on the coldest winter days as the crew would come to find out. Fans couldn’t be run (or AC for that matter) because it would have messed up recording, which only made things more challenging.

* Pirate Radio monologues have no script or set agenda. In general, the crew is told a topic and everybody kicks the idea around from there in realtime while recording. Sometimes you find comedy nuggets; other times you find jokes you wish that nobody managed to hear you say. Song mixing was also improvised as the guests get to choose the order of the tracks leaving DJ Digitalflood on his own to figure out in post-production how to make them flow.

* You can email Pirate Radio show ideas and song requests to DJ Digitalflood via the Contact form on this web site. Who knows, we might actually play it for you and give you the mandatory shout out.

* DJ Digitalflood does all his mixing on virtual turn tables and audio production software. He began doing computer based audio engineering in 1996 including formal training during High School and College on audio production.

* DJ Digitalflood’s dubbed his audio mixing style “Cut Like Crack”. The style is completely home brewed and developed by DJ Digitalflood himself. The term was first used by DJ Digitalflood in a bar conversation in 2005 when some people asked him what his music sounded like. The reponse: Like it was cut with crack.

* You can keep up to date on DF Pirate Radio by using the RSS Feed function in most audio management programs such as iTunes and Winamp. When a new episode comes out the program will automatically download it.

* MC Mary @ The Disco! played lacrosse through out all of High School and is a fourth degree black belt in Tae Kwan Do.

* A mysterious hum appeared in the monolouges during the middle of Volume 2 that DJ Digitalflood could not explain. It wasn’t until recording some mix tracks after the end of the season that DJ Digitalflood discovered the cause– the computer fans and hard drives would spin up during recording causing the desk that the unit was on to vibrate. The microphone (which also sat on that desk) in turn would pick up that vibration as a low tone hum. The result was the sound you hear during the silence buzzing along in the background oh so annoyingly.

* The Chickenette is a real sandwich consisting of a hard roll filled with three deep fried chicken tenders, a slice of fried honey ham, lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise, and Swiss cheese. It comes with a pickle, coleslaw, and a side of fries (which are best with honey mustard). The calorie count is around 1,600 per serving. You can order it at the Monroe Diner in Monroe, NY.

* The sound clips used during Pirate Radio are collected via the Internet and include many popular movies including “Anchor Man”, “Napolean Dynamite”, “Tron”, and “Meet the Parents”. There’s also a lot of “The Simpsons” clips. The sound effects are also off the Internet from various freebie sites.

* Despite all the talk about drinking it is intresting to note that DJ Digitalflood was Straight Edge (including no caffeine, alcohol, or drugs) between 1994 and 2004.

* DJ Digitalflood went on hiatus beween April 2006 and November 2007 to focus on his new wife and later on helping out with their newborn daughter.

* Early in May 2006 My Space deleted DJ Digitalflood’s public musician account for “copyright violation” complaints. At the time of deletion, DF Pirate Radio had close to 4,000 friends. Today Digitalflood’s private profile is friends only and limited to those he knows in real life. The profile was one the top ten most popular artists within Orange County, NY for over four months.

* Digitalflood MP3s can be found all over the Net and have been distributed by other sites throughout the world. This includes the Pirate Radio shows.

* DF Pirate Radio accepts artist submissions for the show. Use the Contact page to find out how you can be featured on an episode of the show.

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Classic DF – MySpace Profile Deleted


Current mood:  depressed
Category: MySpace

FAQ: What happened to myspace.com/digitalflood?

The short answer is I have been “deleted” thus I lost all 14,000 plus people I had on my previous music profile (http://www.myspace.com/digitalflood). I have also lost access to the URL and the ability to get any of that info back. Thus I restored my personal profile from backed up data on my hard drive. Yes, I am that much of a nerd that I keep my My Space CSS style sheet backed up for such an occasion. And no, My Space gave me no reason for the deletion though I am far from the first person to randomly be smited by My Space’s Nazi admin staff.

If you know somebody who had me and they ask what happened please tell them I didn’t delete them. Explain they can feel free to add me via http://www.myspace.com/digitalfl00d. The last name is “Welch”.

I will not be adding bands or whoring with this account. It is for personal friends only.

As far as fighting with My Space over my previous account, I’m too pissed now to do it level headed, but will be pursuing that down the road at some time. I’ll let you know how that goes.

Thanks for to everyone for quickly re-adding me. I missed you guys.

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digitalflood.com Goes On Hiatus

Digitalflood Pirate Radio will returning in the next two weeks. First, with a our Season 2 closer best of and then with a brand new episode to kick off Season 3. We have had a long time to consider our options, as well as, recharge our creative batteries. The end result is a slicker, better, and even more off the hook show. The elements you love so much will all be there as you an expect both MC Mary A La Discotheque’ and DJ Georgette! @ The Disco to return along with myself. Yes, the rest of the crew will no doubt be stopping by and the guests will surely be all new (if not interesting). We know you’re bored. We’ve heard your pleas for new episodes (and honestly we’ve gotten a lot more than I ever thought we would). We are ready to oblige your whims and take up where we left. So rest easier knowing soon, oh so very soon– DF Pirate Radio will be netcasting sonic terror again and everything will be oh so okay again. Hot! Talk to you soon! – Chris

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Classic DF – CONSIDER YOURSELF PUT ON NOTICE.

scaredDigitalflood Pirate Radio will returning in the next two weeks. First, with a our Season 2 closer best of and then with a brand new episode to kick off Season 3. We have had a long time to consider our options, as well as, recharge our creative batteries. The end result is a slicker, better, and even more off the hook show. The elements you love so much will all be there as you an expect both MC Mary A La Discotheque’ and DJ Georgette! @ The Disco to return along with myself. Yes, the rest of the crew will no doubt be stopping by and the guests will surely be all new (if not interesting). We know you’re bored. We’ve heard your pleas for new episodes (and honestly we’ve gotten a lot more than I ever thought we would). We are ready to oblige your whims and take up where we left. So rest easier knowing soon, oh so very soon– DF Pirate Radio will be netcasting sonic terror again and everything will be oh so okay again. Hot!

Talk to you soon,

Chris Welch

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