Pivotal Moments In Creepy Old Man-Ness: July 4th,1776. The Declaration of Independence is signed.

Digitalflood.com is proud to present our latest line of artwork centered around some of the most important points in history that defined the creepy old male species. We’d like to welcome you to the first of the series celebrating “Pivotal Moments In Dirty Old Man-ness”.

It was July 4, 1776 and America was about to be born. The Continental Congress gathered to draft a Declaration of Independence and to declare official war against the United Kingdom. Then it happened– a pivotal moment embodying the Colonial soul of the essential geriatric womanizer. Ben Franklin stood up and demanded that the Congress include a very important right; the right to dirty prostitutes during a day forever to go down as one of true thankfulness. They kicked poor Ben out, but it was too late– dirty old men of Colonial America had spoken. There was no going back!

Rejoice with us and celebrate this “Pivotal Moment In Dirty Old Man-ness!” Join us next time when once again we’ll capture another moment in history where weathered old men showed their unacceptably perverse side and the world is better off for it.