Classic DF – 7/28/01

February 28, 2001: [β€’] Last night The Grammys were held. It was so exciting that I turned it off to play Legends of Wrestling a 1/2 hour into the show (I just won the Southern Title and moved to the Midwest zone!). [β€’] 10 Palestinians and 1 Israeli are dead after clashes between the two groups (basically I’m getting tired of reporting the same crap over and over– I kill you, you kill me, we’re an insane society). [β€’] Police believe that they may have found Danielle van Dam’s corpse. [β€’] Radovan Karadzic, a man charged with committing war crimes in Bosnia, has evaded a NATO sting operation. [β€’] The US economy is on the upswing (not that I can tell). [β€’] The US government is offering a $5 million reward for information leading to the capture of Daniel Pearl’s murderers. [β€’] UK forces were fired upon by a lone individual. [β€’] Hindus have begun torching Muslim areas in India because of Muslims attacking a train full of Hindus yesterday. [β€’] Cubans seeking asylum rammed their way into the Mexican embassy (literally). [β€’] A bomb explosion in Jordan killed 2 people. [β€’] Zimbabwe’s Supreme Court ruled that President Robert Mugabe doesn’t have the power to block auditors from monitoring the upcoming presidential election. [β€’] The UK will allow scientists to clone embryos for research purposes. [β€’] Turkey will no longer conduct virginity tests on young women. [β€’] Portions of Chicago are without heat after a gas main ruptured. [β€’] Vice President Cheney has unveiled a new “e-government” web site. [β€’] Adrian Lamo claims to have hacked the The New York Times‘ network. [β€’] John Sankus, the leader of DrinkorDie, has pleaded guilty to piracy. [β€’] The Tyrannosaurus Rex wouldn’t have been able to run 45MPH according to new research. [β€’] More serious security holes have been found in Microsoft Internet Explorer. [β€’] Firewalls for fun! [β€’] Become a looter (virtually anyhow). [β€’] 10 million years ago Mars was flooded. [β€’] A once a year shot could prevent osteoporosis in women. [β€’] Star Wars: Episode II — Attack of the Clones will premiere in a sneak peak showing on May 12, 2002 and the proceeds will benefit children’s charities. [β€’] The iPod is the perfect tool to steal applications from a store display Macs. [β€’] Dell refused to ship a computer bought online to Weigand Combat Handguns because the business sounded like a terrorist’s. I never knew terrorists purposely named their businesses’ after violent things. I guess than The Friendly Kitty Factory could never a terrorist front for anything LOL. [β€’] A recent upgrade knocked Morpheus off-line, but if the service isn’t centralized than how is that so? [β€’] I’ll have a blond- haired, blue-eyed, Anglo with a side of fries. [β€’] Not only can can an adult brain regenerate cells, but those cells fire like young ones once did. [β€’] US Congress has approved a bill that would make small telephone providers an exception to a law that requires open network access, but the Senate will most likely kill the bill. [β€’] Protesters gathered outside Stewart Airport in Newburgh, NY to show some breast feeding loving or something like that. [β€’] U2 not only ruled The Grammys, but The Gibson Guitar Awards too. [β€’] The tentative list for Prick’s upcoming album The Wreckard has been released, but it appears they have left Nothing Records. [β€’] The upcoming Ramones tribute album is shaping up to be pretty cool. [β€’] Detained al Qaeda and Taliban soldiers have gone on a hunger strike. Well, if you don’t have to feed them then you save money, right? πŸ™‚ [β€’] I want the 2003 Infiniti G35, now! [β€’] I can’t say enough about the Ford GT40 except– Viper, prepare to die. [β€’] Intel notes some upcoming changes to PC architecture: Serial ATA, 8X AGP, integrated 802.11 wireless networking, and USB 2.0 by next year. The year after expect 3GIO to replace both PCI and AGP interfaces completely. [β€’] Microsoft and the DOJ continue to hash out a settlement. [β€’] An upcoming Linux update will add support for AMD’s upcoming 64-bit Hammer CPUs. [β€’] I love you wife and daughter! [β€’] Immy enjoys some Egg Stopper goodness. [β€’] Bored? Would you believe that Google has dedicated an entire section to “Your Momma” jokes? Well, they did– so there! πŸ˜›

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